If You Could See Into My Soul.

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

shiphassailed:

when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively

slydigger:

listen there’s no time to explain but I need you to kiss me

letdownyourlonghairreplied to yourpost:guilty of throwing away the green basket from…

I always do this and realize what I have done and then quickly exit the building

You should have seen when me and Monica realized we threw them away. Faces of shame, horse-cat-whale laughter, and running away.

disneyplacereplied to yourpost:guilty of throwing away the green basket from…

Yeah I don’t even make an effort to try to save them anymore…oops

Ugh like I REALLY WANT TO SAVE THEM but I just FORGET and I realized what I’ve done like half a second after the flap on the trashcan stops flapping.

guilty of throwing away the green basket from stagedoor 

heytherejere:

• attractive
• hilarious
• entertaining
• likable
• exciting
• fun to be around
• (insert desired trait here)
• etc.

as they are.

why fall in love when you can fall asleep

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

theboywhorunswithwolves:

someone could literally marry me and i would still wonder if they secretly found me annoying

female-red-pyramid-thing:

Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat,
Call in the spirits, wherever they’re at.

Rap on a table, it’s time to respond,
Send us a message from somewhere beyond.

Goblins and ghoulies from last Halloween,
Awaken the spirits with your tambourine.

Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond,
Let there be music from regions beyond.

Wizards and witches wherever you dwell,
Give us a hint by ringing a bell.

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

vvierd:

im not sure if im actually funny or i just quote things from the internet and forget they are from the internet

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

allthatteenagefury:

i dont understand how do you get actual human beings to “like you” and want to “date you” and “kiss your face”???

i don’t know man i think you have to like fight with your antlers to ward off competitors then display your colourful feathers to woo the object of your affections but that might just be a rumour