when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively
I always do this and realize what I have done and then quickly exit the building
You should have seen when me and Monica realized we threw them away. Faces of shame, horse-cat-whale laughter, and running away.
Yeah I don’t even make an effort to try to save them anymore…oops
Ugh like I REALLY WANT TO SAVE THEM but I just FORGET and I realized what I’ve done like half a second after the flap on the trashcan stops flapping.
guilty of throwing away the green basket from stagedoor
- fun to be around
- (insert desired trait here)
as they are.
Ah why thank you, person! Today was very..relaxed? Ice cream was consumed.
why fall in love when you can fall asleep
someone could literally marry me and i would still wonder if they secretly found me annoying
Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat,
Call in the spirits, wherever they’re at.
Rap on a table, it’s time to respond,
Send us a message from somewhere beyond.
Goblins and ghoulies from last Halloween,
Awaken the spirits with your tambourine.
Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond,
Let there be music from regions beyond.
Wizards and witches wherever you dwell,
Give us a hint by ringing a bell.
im not sure if im actually funny or i just quote things from the internet and forget they are from the internet
i dont understand how do you get actual human beings to “like you” and want to “date you” and “kiss your face”???
i don’t know man i think you have to like fight with your antlers to ward off competitors then display your colourful feathers to woo the object of your affections but that might just be a rumour
Ahhhh believe me, the others are so much better at getting nice pictures!