November 2011
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
October 2011
You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just canceled your action.
82 years ago today
The stock market crashed.
That feeling you get when you try to scratch something after you cut your nails

...or don't reply, that's cool too.
Know your Hylian name and be part of Hyrule :) →
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Yariem Kelohec
Do like.
Viacka Seuhans
that’s nice
Sibela Seuhans.
We’re related! :D
Serven Ikhana
I should start playing Zelda with this name.
The person i reblogged this from has a blog worth following.
