Harry Potter and that bitch ass rock that make u live forevah.
Harry Potter and the fucking deep ass hole with the snake and shit.
Harry Potter and the FR33 SiRiu$ bby!
Harry Potter and the pimp juice cup.
Harry Potter and the D.A GANG niggah! wassup.
Harry Potter and the drako becomes a pussy ass bitch.
Harry Potter and that time where we had 2 hide 2 be alive and the fucking gang wars and shit bro. fuck.
My roommate keeps having sex in our room. I just wanna sleep. Haha. Thank goodness its cool outside.
My roommate has brought three girls back to the dorm already..and he totally had sex with one today so I just left. I really wanna go to sleep now but some new girl is in there with him now. I’ll be on the couch if you need me.
My roommate listens to all this ghetto music and it’s driving me crazy.
And these two guys walk up to me and get all close. One guy was like “….Hey, do you know where we can get some ass over here?”
I was biking along the beach today for a few hours. I was about to turn and go home, when I suddenly found myself biking after this girl who was beautiful beyond belief. Before I knew it, I was extremely far from home, all because I wanted to see this girl I’ll never see again in my entire life.
@demaqueer needs to get well soon.
It was really great. The seats were pretty decent, and the person next to me wasn’t huge or smelly. They played a lot of songs from Transatlanticism, which was fine by me.
Orientation was great! Met a super cool girl there…who happens to be in a two-year relationship currently.