- Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
- : 10 minutes go by
- Mom: are you ready yet?????
- Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
- Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Sometimes I wish I could unsend text messages.
Imagine how much less awkward I would be. :D
Yes, it must be hard to talk to people when you have a grey face.
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
My brother in law on Angelina Jolie:
“Just because you adopt African kids doesn’t mean you have to look like one!”
Some people need a high five.
In the face.
With a chair.