March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Sometimes I wish I could unsend text messages.
Imagine how much less awkward I would be. :D
February 2012
I'm hilarious
highfunctioning-homosapien:
dreamparticles:
donovanandandersonarecunts:
masterfromcatering:
lost my shit.
DEAD
My roommate pisses me the fuck off.
Watchforever-feliz:
sherlocka-flocka:
glamydia:
oh my god
tHE GIRL EATING THE CAKE GPOY OMFG
omg.
omg
Watchrawrroarmeow:
itsfamazing:
morrisoutswagsyou:
fa-fa-fashionandthings:
CRYING
OMG
LOLOLOLOL
too good not to reblog
OMG beautiful
OH JEBUS I’M DEAD. I DIED. GONE.
HAHAHA YES.
Anonymous asked: I beg to differ, for I am the most awkward person alive.
NEW HUNGER GAMES TRAILER. →
rawrroarmeow:
soup-nazis:
joshishollywood:
bergmanngabor:
pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
This comparison would only work if Harry Potter deserved to win anything
lol, get off of Tumblr.
This^
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
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My brother in law on Angelina Jolie:
“Just because you adopt African kids doesn’t mean you have to look like one!”
Some people need a high five.
In the face.
With a chair.
