March 2012
- Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
- : 10 minutes go by
- Mom: are you ready yet?????
- Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
- Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Sometimes I wish I could unsend text messages.
Imagine how much less awkward I would be. :D
February 2012
I'm hilarious
lost my shit.
DEAD
My roommate pisses me the fuck off.
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I beg to differ, for I am the most awkward person alive.
Yes, it must be hard to talk to people when you have a grey face.
Carl Barker
Dance Gavin Dance
I guess I still miss you, but
Talking’s for functioning people
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
This comparison would only work if Harry Potter deserved to win anything
lol, get off of Tumblr.
This^
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
My brother in law on Angelina Jolie:
“Just because you adopt African kids doesn’t mean you have to look like one!”
Some people need a high five.
In the face.
With a chair.
