June 2012
seriously how can it be this hot at 10:30 at night
not used to this norcal weather
If Looks Could Kale Burger.
I want one.
May 2012
Last time I went to Disneyland
- Me: Ugh it's so cold.
- Rachel: Oh, let's go on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?
- Me: Why - OH, HELL! :D
- Rachel: EXACTLY
- Teacher: Schools almost over
- Teacher: and this is crazy
- Teacher: but here's three projects
- Teacher: due by friday
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
Play
2:11
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
Those days when you just feel like a dinosaur.
i can actually even
“I really want an American accent.”
—nobody, ever
I understand that not drinking makes me less interesting, but I don’t really care.
Literally just laughed my back out
I hate it when people hash tag on Facebook.
#godieplease
Listen
Crash And The Boys: I Am Sad, So Very Very Sad
A crazy amount of driving today! Santa Monica to Torrence to Orange to Corona and back to Santa Monica. I dunno about you, but my right foot is djcksndl;vksfvs
